Unlike previous rounds, the last vote is only open to members of the exclusive 'Earth for Earthlings' club. The final result is due out in a few stardate's time.
Thursday, 7 July 2016
The Final Two
This latest result means that the new President of Earth is set to be a female; it will be either Captain Janeway or Doctor Crusher, who now go through to the final round of voting. Janeway said that she was "delighted" by the result and claimed that the amount of votes she received demonstrates that she can "unite" the Earth in a way that her rival can't. Crusher meanwhile has pointed out that despite being a doctor, she has experience of commanding the Enterprise and is ready to "step up" and take command of the Earth.
Unlike previous rounds, the last vote is only open to members of the exclusive 'Earth for Earthlings' club. The final result is due out in a few stardate's time.
Unlike previous rounds, the last vote is only open to members of the exclusive 'Earth for Earthlings' club. The final result is due out in a few stardate's time.
Results from the Second Round of Voting
The second round of voting for a new Earth President is now closed. Once again, Captain Janeway topped the poll with the majority of votes. Doctor Crusher came in second with less than half the amount of votes given to Janeway. In third place, meaning he is now eliminated from the race, was Doctor Bashir. Despite being genetically enhanced, the result came as something of a shock to him and he is reported to he "appalled". He had hoped that he would make it down to the final two and believes that he has been the victim of a "feminist conspiracy".
Wednesday, 6 July 2016
Candidate Pulls Out
Breaking news! Commander Riker, who polled second from the bottom in the first round of voting, has pulled out of the leadership race. He said that he doesn't feel ready to take over the reins of command and prefers to return to his comfort zone as second in command of the Enterprise. Both Riker and Chakotay have now offered their support to Captain Janeway, calling her "gung ho". The second round of voting takes place tomorrow.
Results from the First Round of Voting
The first round of voting in the leadership race is now over. Captain Janeway has polled the highest with a comfortable margin above Doctor Crusher, who came in second. In third place was Doctor Bashir, followed by Commander Riker. As predicted, Chakotay polled the lowest and has been eliminated from the race.
Tuesday, 5 July 2016
Leaked Comments
Breaking news! Ambassador Spock has been caught on camera by Sky News criticising the presidential candidates. Here's a summary of that he said:
On Janeway - "Kathryn's a bloody difficult woman. But then, I served under Kirk, and she can't be more difficult than that!"
On Crusher - "I heard a rumour that she was screwing her captain, and now she wants to screw up the planet!"
On Riker - "The man can't even hold a conversation without cocking his leg up onto the nearest piece of furniture. Plus, I've never trusted men with beards; not since I met my evil twin from a parallel universe."
On Bashir - "He did us a favour by getting rid of O'Brien. Nobody wanted an Irishman as president."
On Chakotay - "Meh."
On Janeway - "Kathryn's a bloody difficult woman. But then, I served under Kirk, and she can't be more difficult than that!"
On Crusher - "I heard a rumour that she was screwing her captain, and now she wants to screw up the planet!"
On Riker - "The man can't even hold a conversation without cocking his leg up onto the nearest piece of furniture. Plus, I've never trusted men with beards; not since I met my evil twin from a parallel universe."
On Bashir - "He did us a favour by getting rid of O'Brien. Nobody wanted an Irishman as president."
On Chakotay - "Meh."
Monday, 4 July 2016
Leadership Candidates
The decision for Earth to leave the UFP has caused a leadership battle for the now-vacant position of Earth President. We can now reveal the final candidates who are standing for the position:
Captain Janeway – the most experienced of the candidates, and the bookie’s favourite to win. She would bring gravitas and dignity to the role.
Doctor Crusher – a medic whose only experience of leadership came from a brief stint at Starfleet Medical. She believes that, “as a mother” she knows what is best for the planet.
Commander Riker – a steady choice with proven leadership skills, but critics question why he has spent so long as a First Officer rather than breaking out to take a command of his own.
Doctor Bashir – a genetically enhanced human. It had been reported that his best friend Chief O’Brien was going to stand, but at the last minute Bashir stabbed O’Brien in the back and declared his own candidacy.
Commander Chakotay – the candidate most likely to be voted out first. Though once a promising officer, he abandoned Starfleet to join a group of terrorists. Though he has since been pardoned, this act of defiance is unlikely to endear him to voters.
Captain Janeway – the most experienced of the candidates, and the bookie’s favourite to win. She would bring gravitas and dignity to the role.
Doctor Crusher – a medic whose only experience of leadership came from a brief stint at Starfleet Medical. She believes that, “as a mother” she knows what is best for the planet.
Commander Riker – a steady choice with proven leadership skills, but critics question why he has spent so long as a First Officer rather than breaking out to take a command of his own.
Doctor Bashir – a genetically enhanced human. It had been reported that his best friend Chief O’Brien was going to stand, but at the last minute Bashir stabbed O’Brien in the back and declared his own candidacy.
Commander Chakotay – the candidate most likely to be voted out first. Though once a promising officer, he abandoned Starfleet to join a group of terrorists. Though he has since been pardoned, this act of defiance is unlikely to endear him to voters.
Friday, 1 July 2016
Expert Opinions
Chief Engineer La Forge reports that the Enterprise's warp core has breached and recommends that they eject it before it destroys the ship. Commander Riker ignores the advice saying that Starfleet has had enough of experts.
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