Leaked Comments

Breaking news! Ambassador Spock has been caught on camera by Sky News criticising the presidential candidates. Here's a summary of that he said:

On Janeway - "Kathryn's a bloody difficult woman. But then, I served under Kirk, and she can't be more difficult than that!"

On Crusher - "I heard a rumour that she was screwing her captain, and now she wants to screw up the planet!"

On Riker - "The man can't even hold a conversation without cocking his leg up onto the nearest piece of furniture. Plus, I've never trusted men with beards; not since I met my evil twin from a parallel universe."

On Bashir - "He did us a favour by getting rid of O'Brien. Nobody wanted an Irishman as president."

On Chakotay - "Meh."